Embarrassing moments 2

So, Recently I wrote a blog post about my ' embarrassing moments' It was quite fun sharing my moments with you, so I thought why not share some more :-) 

Zara Philips

I was about seven when me and family went to a horse and dog fair with my friends (Holly's) family. I was quite excited about it, being an excitable 7 year old and all. The day started very well, we watched horses galloping around, dogs walking their owners around the fair. It was about lunchtime, and we went into a field to eat some lunch (it was nice weather so the ground was dry, don't worry) Me and Holly were messing around and *ahem* throwing deer poo at each other *ahem* we were 7 okay but still that is an embarrassing story as it is, let alone what happens next. So we were throwing poo at each other  and at the exact moment I shouted 'SHE THREW POO AT ME' Only Zara Philips went passed us on her horse. If I remember correctly, She gave me the most unapproving look ever. Oh if looks could kill...Does this count as meeting her though? 

'Hello?' 
All my embarrassing memories seem to involve Holly... funny that. This one is quite recent actually,ok so me and Holly were in English, and the whole class was on a break. During the break, a male English teacher sat down in my English teacher's chair.  This is a really normal thing, but for some reason I found it unacceptable .The male teacher looked around the chatting class innocently, but when he looked at me,he looked confused. This is because I was not only staring at him, but I gave him a look that if it could speak, it would say ' what are you doing in my English teachers chair get out of my territory'. He obviously saw this and replied with a confused and patronising 'Hello'. I then replied with a very spiteful 'hello', sounding like a stroppy toddler. Just be happy you're not me. 

Well that's it really, I hope you got a kick out of my embarrassment. 

~Thank you for reading~

Embarrassing moments

We all have embarrassing moments where you cringe just by thinking about it, So I thought I'd share mine with you. Just to embarrass myself a little more :)

Cocky Karma
This happened a long time ago, but my best friend still taunts me about it pretty much everyday. It happened when we were both in year 4,and we were in the lunch hall having lunch. In our school, you had to get permission to leave the hall by raising your hand and waiting for a dinner lady to dismiss you. Normal people would get up as you do and leave when you have finished my lunch, but me being me, I wanted to shake things up a little. So, whilst my arm was in the air waiting a dinner lady to notice me, I whispered to my friend "I'm going to get out of my seat in style" I still remember how smug I was about it haha. I expected that I'd get up and maybe shake my hips a little to make my friend laugh. Finally the dinner lady noticed me, and I was permitted to leave. I got up but as I took my first step I noticed that my foot was still around one of the chair legs, and so I face planted the floor in front of the whole school. I remember a dinner lady trying desperately to contain a laugh whilst helping me up. I glanced over at my friend as she was had no fear in holding back hysteric laughs. Now I think back on it, I probably had my underwear on show. Brilliant. 

Shoe on the roof
Ok so the title is pretty self explanatory. It was year 6 and me and my friends were having a laugh at Lunchtime. I was known amongst my friends for having massive shoes, so we started playing this game were we would see how far we could flick our shoes with our feet. It was actually really amusing. It was my go to flick my shoe and when I flicked it my friend grabbed it and wouldn't give it back (as a joke of course) This bit is a bit of a blur, long story short it ended up on the school roof. As if it wasn't embarrassing enough having to walk into class with one shoe and having to tell the headteacher my shoe is on the roof, We had assembly. So I had to go into assembly in front of the whole school wearing my bright white PE trainers. Talk about eye-catching... Then, if you think that's bad enough,we were in the middle of a school prayer. It was all silent until everyone looked up at the ceiling because we could hear the janitor stepping across the roof to get my shoe. I still remember to this day how red I went. Imagine a ripe tomato and then dye it red. That was my face at that moment. 

Well these are two of my embarrassing stories, I have plenty more but that's for another day. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this and If you have an embarrassing stories that you'd like to share, feel free to leave them below :) 

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